Feast your earholes on our latest Acoustic Abomination™ : a repulsive tale of world domination, drug addiction, copyright violation and similar instances of subversive tomfoolery, violently soaked in digital dissonance and — in a ham-fisted attempt at operatic grandeur and avant-garde credibility — sloppily edited into one continuous track. So without further ado — ladies and germs, please welcome to your speakers: the thoughtcrime that is Grand Theft Audio.
— Gordon Scumway (vocals, percussion, public relations)